MODELLING | The worst model in the world takes a dump in mismatched shoes?

2018: Another incredibly glamorous modelling gig! With me! The worst model in the world!

In this one, I’m ostensibly modelling shoes. I guess whoever decided I should be a shoe model also thought it would be a good idea to make it look like I was on the toilet taking a shit. I can tell you that I was happy my face did not appear in this photograph. Jesus Murphy.

More horrifically embarrassing modelling here.

This image of Jen Selk, the worst model in the world, was originally published in the Vancouver Sun, September 14, 2004. 

Pooping, clearly. Vancouver Sun, September 14, 2004.