RETRO TV | Clair Huxtable is the best. She’s the TV mom who taught me the most.

Still of TV character Clair Huxtable, The Cosby Show, 1980s.

Our faves are problematic.

I know that, but it’s been a hard pill to swallow. Re-examining my love for The Cosby Show has been particularly difficult in recent years for obvious reason. (Bill Cosby is an unrepentant rapist, and Phylicia Rashad, who played Clair, has defended him, so like, fuck him and fuck her too, but I digress.)

For a long time, The Huxtables were my syndication stand-by favourite.

Always there to turn to when I needed to relax. I found them (I admit, I still find them, when I am able to suspend my thinking about the real people behind the characters), so comforting. And my favourite Huxtable of all is Clair.

Power-house mama-bear, matriarch-to-the-max, Clair Huxtable is the TV mom that raised me best. And though all things Cosby are tainted now, and though actress Phylicia Rashad has said many questionable things in recent years, I try not to let that dim my love for the fictional-character she played so well.

So putting everything else aside (which I perhaps should not have done, but did), here are five reasons Clair Huxtable was and is the most-bad-ass TV mom of all time.

Clair Huxtable was a fierce feminist

A lot of folks would deride Clair’s 80s-era feminism as too-second-wave, and I admit to finding the show’s use of the word “sexist” (so popular at the time) a bit grating, but despite some retro trappings, Clair was ahead of her time. Intersectional without even knowing it, she was also a working mother of five, who somehow managed to be a domestic goddess at the same time.

That sort of ‘you can do it/have it all’ thing may not be realistic, but Clair made it seem like feminism was what made it possible. And it was so delicious, the way she’d tell off young misogynists brought home by her children. It happened for the first time very early on – one of Denise’s dates asks Clair why she bothers working and doesn’t devote herself to full-time motherhood (“How Ugly Is He?” S1, E9). “That is a sexist statement, young man,” Clair replies. “Why don’t you ask Dr. Huxtable that question?”

Better still are her later comments made outside the room: “Little scraggly-legged punk, come in here and park his feet under my dining room table and tell me that I am not a good mother?” Oh, it was good, but it’s Clair’s now-iconic shut-down of Elvin (eldest-daughter Sondra’s eventual husband) that sticks in the public consciousness. To type it out does not do it justice, so scroll down to the bottom to watch a clip of her famous “rant”.

Clair is the mom who taught her daughters not to take any shit, and that is a wonderful thing.

Clair Huxtable was a loving disciplinarian

As a kid who grew up in a pro-corporal-punishment environment, I found TV moments when parents were hard on the kids hard to take. Parental anger always scared me, because I instinctively expected it would be followed by physical violence. But on The Cosby Show, though Clair didn’t go easy on the kids, and though she was a disciplinarian, she always ruled with love. This was a great lesson.

She got angry, yes. She told the kids off, yes. She was strict, and sometimes irrational, and sometimes very angry, but never truly frightening. If she needed to calm down, she’d count. To a kid who got hit, this was fascinating.

Most often, Clair’s disciplinarian side came out in interactions with Vanessa – wearing makeup at thirteen (“Mother May I?”, S3, E4); breaking curfew to stay out late with Jeremy (“Truth or Consequences”, S5, E11); getting drunk with her high school friends (“I’m In With The In Crowd”, S6, E3); and my favourite, Vanessa lying about driving to Baltimore to see a band (“Off to See the Wretched”, S6, E23). In all of these moments, Clair is angry, but it is a controlled anger. Hers is the kind of parental guidance I secretly needed as a kid, and I hope, the kind I’m going to emulate now.

Clair Huxtable was fashionable, but free

Clair’s style. I’d emulate that. And did.

I have a very strong memory of myself in attendance at a school Christmas concert in the late 1980s. I’d chosen to wear a black pencil skirt, an enormous lemon-yellow knit sweater, and a massive black-beaded statement necklace. I don’t know why. I thought it looked good. My classmates did not agree. Boys took to calling me “Clair Huxtable” (saying it like an insult). Embarrassing! But in retrospect, Clair’s of-the-moment fashions look fantastic and I am proud of a my accidental-emulating efforts.

There are several contemporary blogs devoted to cataloguing her style (the silk pyjamas! the shoulder pads! the enormous clip-on-earrings that had to be torn off to make a phone call!), so to revisit that seems superfluous, but the sartorial lesson that really sticks for me is less about specifics and more about the fact that Clair wore what she wanted to. Never locked into one look, she donned a huge variety of different clothing, and had everything from power suits to lounge-wear, ball gowns to denim overalls in her closet.

Clair Huxtable was (and wasn’t!) fearless

Like so many of us, Clair carried around some irrational fears. Never was this more evident than in the episode with the snake (“Bring ‘Em Back Alive”, S3, E1). A garter snake is loose in the Huxtable abode and Clair is terrified, but she doesn’t let it show. In front of her children, she is calm and collected, disdainful of the little creature. In private, she’s losing her shit. I loved this.

Clair knew that it was irrational to be afraid of a garter snake, and she didn’t want her children to develop the same phobia, so she hid it, lest her fears infect those around her. At the same time, in private, she both owns her terror, and faces it, eventually capturing the snake in a pillowcase and celebrating with charming effusiveness. Clair wasn’t fearless and she taught me that I didn’t have to be, either.

Finally, Clair Huxtable did not suffer fools

The Huxtable children did and thought many ridiculous things over the show’s eight-year run, as kids are wont to do. From Theo declaring “I can get by on baloney and cereal” (“Pilot”, S1, E1), to Denise thinking her D-paper deserves an A (“Denise Gets A D”, S3, E9), the Huxtables didn’t always get how the world worked, and Clair wasn’t having it. Still, she was never mean. Rather, she firmly, but gently, adjusted her children foolish notions with aplomb.

In one of my all-time favourite moments of the show, Denise declares that, like her husband Martin’s first wife, Paula, she wants to return to college to become a teacher of children with learning disabilities. Clair, in classic Clair style, responds in a voice dripping with correction, “Of course, Paula’s going back to school. You’re raising Paula’s child. You’re married to Paula’s husband.” The subtext is clear. Denise, you are a fool, but fear not sweet summer child, Clair is here to (slightly sarcastically, but always gently) disabuse you of your foolish notions.

Clair Huxtable is the best. The end.

(But fuck you, Bill. And go suck an egg, Phylicia.)

YouTube clips are below. Just scroll on down!

Then. And now.

Jen Selk is a former journalist, occasional editor, and current hag. You can find her on Twitter at @jenselk.

A version of this piece published in Maximum Middle Age, September 15, 2016. A PDF is below. I wrote six total piece for MMA before it stopped publishing. (There was this whole controversy. I won’t go into it.) Anyway, it was kinda fun while it lasted. All my MMA pieces are here.