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There’s something about you that really reminds me of money

Working at ION is a kick so far. These pieces aren’t my best work, but now that I have some freelancers on board to do the heavy lifting, this whole editor bag should only get better. Epiphany: ...

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Mind is a razor blade

So as usual, I’m not getting on board on the ground floor, but at least I’m in the loop. In the space of 2 hours, I received three emails AND read a blog post all singing the praises of the Sony ...

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And my destination, makes it worth the while

Considering my job (and maybe for all writers), it’s extremely bizarre to experience a week in which you are both prolific and totally unproductive at the very same time. I spent the past few ...

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Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine

Well, colour me surprised. Whereas most of my blog entries go relatively unnoticed (and certainly un-commented on), yesterday’s ridiculous rant caused an absolute avalanche of commentary. I’ve ...

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Things get damaged, things get broken

Get ready for this mo-fo. She’s a big’un. Why I Hate The Internet: Okay, so I don’t hate the Internet. I love the Internet. I love the stupid Internet way too much, which, if you’ve ...

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Maybe this year will be better than the last

Well, I’m back from my week in Mexico. Am tanned, though I didn’t mean to be. Am spending the day welcoming in 2006, but last night was low key. I didn’t make any resolutions. Didn’t even ...

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Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit!

Wise words from Hermey the Dentist Elf. Personally, I was a much bigger fan of Bumbles the Abominable Snow Monster, but I always root for the underdog. What can I say? I’ve been sick. ...

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All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Have been felled by the most horrible, disgusting cold/flu ever. Seriously. It got bad on Friday afternoon and hasn’t let up since. Stupid germs. Stupid flu. Stupid Jen (too stupid to get a flu ...

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It’s all been done

So, rumour has it my site’s a slight dud. Why? Well, besides the obvious, my hit counter is apparently passé. That’s what I hear, anyway. Poor little hit counter. Nobody loves you. Or do they? ...

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Gonna make a lot of money? Gonna quit this crazy scene?

Note to self: if you write a silly and pointless blog, people may read that silly and pointless blog. Silly and pointless blog may subsequently come back to haunt you. The horror! Oh well, when ...

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Welcome to the jungle

There’s so much to report! For one thing, I am the new Arts and Culture Editor of ION Magazine. It’s the sweetest little alternative monthly glossy out of Vancouver. (It’s more like an art book ...

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This is the last worthless evening that you’ll have to spend

So with 725 visits to my name (literally) the hit counter has been officially reset. Hopefully now I’ll be able to get a better sense of who’s actually tuning in. In other boring-ass news: I ...