This is how fat I am
BODY POLITICS | What’s the first thing you noticed? This is how fat I am. Or rather, this is how fat I was three years ago, on my wedding day. I’ve been both significantly smaller and ...
Things get damaged, things get broken
Get ready for this mo-fo. She’s a big’un. Why I Hate The Internet: Okay, so I don’t hate the Internet. I love the Internet. I love the stupid Internet way too much, which, if you’ve ...
Reeeeeeee wind
Halloween is the best, isn’t it? News of the day? The site’s being redesigned. Sorta. During the next week or so I’ll be reorganizing like a mofo, resetting the hit counter and ...
Stylish eyes with model Jen Selk
MODELLING | How many spectacles does one woman need? 2018: Remember how I told you I was a baby model? Yep. As mentioned in a previous post, while I was ostensibly a newspaper office admin ...
After prom fashions (modelling)
MODELLING | 2018: Once upon a time, I was a “model” who modelled “after prom fashions” for a crappy newspaper. As you’ve already seen, I appeared in the visuals that ...